“Eat anything you want. Enjoy all of your food. Anything you want. You want apple pie? Have a whole apple pie tonight.You wanna have cookies with that apple pie? And ice cream with that apple pie?
I’ll allow you to eat all the cookies, all that ice cream, and all the pie you can have tonight. I’m just gonna ask you to do one thing. Make all of them. Make the apple pie, make the ice cream, make the cookies.
And you know what I know is gonna happen? You’re not having apple pie, ice cream or cookies tonight. ” – Harry Balzer, Cooked